drarna:

i used to do tmi tuesdays in the summer but my followers got kinda mad because i never took them seriously

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freakvevo:

*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*

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growlithed:

dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad

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isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

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bubblelumps:

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comedraco:

twyll:

good posts with a long string of terrible comments

good posts with a self promo from lolsofunny and sodamnrelatable

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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