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27661When I Get Home From School
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how can you not piss yourself when doing that omg
crying omg
that poor dude how much is he getting paid for that
oh my glob, bursts of uncontrollable laughter
(Source: helloiben, via young-professionals)
17768- me: *blink*
- parents: OH MY GOD YOU NEED AN EXTREME ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT I'M THE PARENT YOU'RE THE CHILD THAT'S HOW THIS WORKS I DONT KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL DO YOU LIKE HAVING NICE THINGS DO YOU LIKE HAVING A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD THEN START APPRECIATING IT AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM WASH THE WINDOWS LICK THE DIRT OFF THE KITCHEN FLOOR DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR MAID NO
my friend lost his mobile the other day so i asked if he wanted me to phone him and he said it was on silent so there was no way of finding it and i said well if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
he didn’t laugh and he didn’t find his phone
(Source: snoopdeer, via theepichumor)
14556I wonder how many strangers took a picture, with me in the background…
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(Source: underaplasticspoon)
53561When people stop in the middle of a crowded hallway
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(Source: iamkhadija)
85773HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT?
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